Both the lawyers were at the hospital pacing the floor in the waiting room.
اخبار مدينة الاسكندرية
azis is your captain Haridi welcoming both seated and
standing passengers on board of Egypt Air.
We apologize for z four days delay in taking off, it
was due to bad
weazer and some overtime I had to put in at z bakery
baking Kaak.
zis is flight 717 to Alexandria Airport. Landing zer
is not guaranteed,
but we will end up somewhere in Egypt. And, if luck is
in our favor, we
may even be landing on your village !
Egypt Air has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our
safety standards
are so high, zat even terrorists are afraid to fly wiz
us!
It is wiz pleasure; I announce zat, starting zis year,
over 30% of our
passengers have reached zeir destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger
request, we can
arrange to turn zem off in order to make sure you are
feeling
comfortable!
We regret to inform you, zat today's in-flight movie
will not be shown
as we forgot to record it from z television. However,
for our movie
buffs, we will be flying right next to Somalia
Airlines, where zeir
movie will be visible from z right side of z cabin
window.
zere is no smoking allowed in zis airplane. Any smoke
you see in z cabin
is only z early warning system on z engines telling us
to slow down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly
as close as
possible for z best view. If however, we go a little
too close, do let
us know.
Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right srough
z landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright
position for take-off and
fasten your seat-belt. For zose of you who can't find
a seat-belt,
kindly fasten your own belt to z arm of your seat .
And, for zose of you
who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch
wiz a stewardess
who will explain how to fasten yourself to your
suitcase.
sanking you all for choosing Egypt Air to fly for z
first and last time,
I Wish you a nice trip,
Regards from ..
Captain Haridi
Which Baby Are You?
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.
Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.
Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and
sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does
Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily